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But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Hey, can you help me get to a doctor?
Funny lines to use on your crush
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Are you a football player? Are you a supermarket sample?
You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around. Do you have the time? Tells you the time No, the time to write down my ? Can I talk you out of it? Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you? There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! Do you want to be my dirty little secret? You look familiar.
Do you play soccer? Do you like Nintendo?
Because Wii would look good together. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack. You are a eureka beyond my maitai. You are a Yuletide beyond my minesweeper. You are a euphemism beyond my myna bird. Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I think I made you up inside my head.
To want to make a fire with someone, with you, was all. Blue sea, wilt thou welcome me? My river awaits reply. You make my heart skip a beat. Kiss me as if it were the last time. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times. Want a sip? Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me? I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it? I love it. Want to spin a dreidel with me? The smile you gave me! Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? Do you have a Band-Aid?
Are you religious? I seem to have lost my phone.
Can I have yours? Can you give me directions to your heart? Is your dad a terrorist? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. Are you a dictionary? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
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Are you a parking ticket? Are you an artist?
Are you a magician? Are you Siri?
Cheeky one-liners to use on her
Because you autocomplete me! If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
Are you HTTP? Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me? Are you a fisher?
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